I have some pretty awesome sisters. They are my best friends. I’m sure though, that our mother had her moments when we were younger that she wondered if we’d ever quit fighting and just get along. All siblings fight. We are supposed to. It’s human nature and who better to learn life skills with than your family. I am thankful that we had a mother that made us respect each other until we learned to do it naturally. Let me give you an example of the torture my mother put us through:
Me: Grabbing a toy (any toy, it didn’t matter to me) that Heather had and running away with it.
Heather: Crying (she did that well) “Momma, Mandy taked my toy and won’t give it back!”
Me: “So, you’re a dummy head and I don’t like you! And I want this toy.”
Mom: “Mandy, come here.” Then she began her speech on how we don’t take things away, and how we don’t call names. “ Now, go to Heather and sit facing each other and hold hands. Now say what I say, “ Heather, you are not a dummy head. You are smart and I love you. I’m sorry I took your toy. I won’t do it again.”
If there was any sarcasm or hesitation in our words, we repeated them until it was genuine. Usually we were laughing before it was all over. I bet my mother did with us a million times. She never gave up. She never let us get away with it. She always gave us the right words to use and explained the proper way of being cooperative and respectful. She helped us build the siblings bonds even at a very young age. She knew that we would one day become the best of friends but not if she didn’t help foster it from birth. I can only imagine that my grandmother did this very same thing with her children.
The bonds of sisterhood are strong. We eventually made it past arguing over toys. Then it became arguing over clothes. Even through our arguing we learned to look out for each other too. Throughout our teen- age years, we all did our fair share of screwing up! I don’t know how my mother did it! We tested our boundaries and displayed the usual ridiculous adolescent behaviors. One instance that we have all gotten such a laugh over in the more recent years was no laughing matter when it took place several years ago.
My parents had gone out of town and trusted their daughters to behave. We’d never really given them any reason not to. They left instructions, gave us the parent speech and were on their way. My older sister, Trish was, I think , 17 at the time. She was driving so my parents left the keys to their car so we could get back and forth to school and things. Trish was in charge. She was always in charge! Now, we weren’t horrible children but we did take advantage of this situation. No parents- no school for us! We skipped school one day and drove out to Riverton where Nate, Trish’s boyfriend at the time (who is now her husband), lived. We had the day to ourselves. We decided to go for a good ole country drive. Our friend Kelly Masa was with us and she had a permit so we decided she should have some driving lessons! We took off on some country roads. There were no cars for miles and if you know Riverton you know that it’s a great place to drive forever on the dirt roads and not worry about who might see you. I seriously don’t remember exactly what happened that led to this but she veered off the road a little and didn’t know what to do. It had been raining so the gravel shoulder pulled us down into a ditch, full of mud. Both front tires were buried in the mud. I got in the driver’s seat because I was sure we could just pull right out of there. I turned the wheels and put it in reverse. It didn’t budge a bit. “Hmm, maybe if we pulled forward a little bit we’d get some better traction,” I told Kelli. So forward we went but not just a little bit. Now, all four tires were dug into the clay-like mud and it was seriously like quick sand! Well, that was a total failure. We were all terrified. How were we going to get that car out of that ditch and what if Mom and Dad found out!?
Thank God Riverton was full of farmers. Nate knew a guy with a hay baler. (I think that’s what it’s called). It was like a tractor but had forks on the front like a fork lift. So here he came down the road and we hooked the car up to the hay baler. Nate got in the driver’s seat and the guy began pulling it out. It was stuck! It took a few tries but out it came full of sludgy mud. We were all so relieved! You know that moment when your adrenaline calms and you take that deep breath of victory? That was the feeling. Once it made it to the road it got some good traction and began moving a little faster, too fast actually. “STOP!” all of us yelled to him. But there was too much mud in the brakes. The next sound was one I will NEVER forget. EEEEeeeek! -metal puncturing metal. We all just stood watching with disbelief. What just happened? Really? We get the car out and are in the clear and now there’s a ginormous hole in the trunk. How could we hide or explain this one? We were dead. We knew it. All we could now was wait for the wrath of our parents. The only thing we could come up with was to at least wash all the mud off of it. So we drove up to the car wash spent several dollars and at least half an hour washing tons of mud down the drain. The drive home was silent and sobering.
Heather had stayed with her friend because our parents didn’t want us to have too much added responsibility (she was 12). Probably a good idea. We all still wondered what our explanation would be. We could come up with nothing! Eventually, this became our plan:
Say nothing. If we get asked what happened to the car. WE DON’T KNOW. It wasn’t like that when we drove it last. Stick to it. NEVER tell.
So our parents came home. We were a nervous wreck waiting for their discovery of the hole in the car. First night came and went. Whew. Second night came and went. They hadn’t gone anywhere because they were exhausted from their trip. Well, day three was not so lucky. Dad went out to get something OUT OF THE TRUNK. Here it comes, we’re dead. He came in and immediately asked, “What happened to the trunk?” We told our lie, “What? We don’t know what you mean.” He took us out there and showed us. (like we hadn’t seen it before) We all acted shocked. “What in the world could do something like this?” he kept asking. Well, by the grace of God (we thought), down the hill from us were some City of CJ utility workers. They had a truck load full of pipes. Our dad made a connection with the only thing that seemed rational. Those workers must have backed up into our car and didn’t have the nerve to come tell us. Yep that sounded wonderful. That was it. Those irresponsible city workers! He marched right up to City Hall and told them what “happened”. They of course denied that this happened. My dad was furious. He filed a claim on his insurance and eventually the trunk was fixed. We were so grateful for the crew that never knew how that hole got in that crazy man’s trunk. They saved us. Every time my parents told that story to a friend Trish and I would just give each other that look. You know the one, right? It’s that one that best friends give you to say “ I’ve got your back. Stay cool. Don’t cave.” It’s a sister thing.
So just a few years ago, at my thirtieth birthday party (YES, a few years ago, not many) we were reminiscing, sitting around the bonfire, and I decided enough time had past. I told Trish, “I’m gonna come clean now, about the car!” Even though several years had past she panicked, “NO, are you crazy?!” I wasn’t crazy, it’s just that so much life had happened and such bigger things that we’d all been through together that it seemed like the hole in trunk was minuscule at this point. I began and Trish chimed in and before long we were all laughing hysterically. My parents were shocked that this was the real story. Heather was oblivious to most of this because we didn’t trust her to keep her mouth shut at twelve! So she was cracking up too.
Is there a moral to this story? I don’t know. Sisters stick together, maybe? Don’t over trust your teenagers? I think for me it’s this:
Families bond through the good times, the hard times, the lies, the truths, the sorrows, and the blame games. Families learn to believe each other, look out for each other, forgive each other and laugh about life together.
We were not perfect teenagers. And I don’t have perfect teenagers! They are learning. They will screw up. Sometimes I will know about it and sometimes I won’t. They will make hard decisions on their own without coming to me for advice and sometimes it will work out and sometimes it won’t. But, they can count on me. Just like we could count on our parents. And one day they will be able to share with me about some hair-brained misfortune they faced, handled and locked away for a lifetime – or several years anyway.
Oh, If you are reading this blog and you worked for the City of Carl Junction back in 1990, THANK YOU for being in the wrong place at the wrong time for you, but in the right place at the right time for two scared teen age girls that didn’t want to face their daddy.